OMFG (in New York)
by V.E. on September 23rd, 2005
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says “Train for jobs in beeyotch.”
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*dies laughing*
I like this one, too:
Guy: This is going to sound awful but Ryan Gosling was really hot in that movie where he played the Nazi with the shaved head.
Girl: Yeah, he was a hot Nazi in that movie. A hotzi, if you will.
hahahahahahahahaha wow. actually (as bad as this may sound so dont think to far into it!) the term “hotzi” kinda works. in german (espiecally politics) you can add a “zi” to the end of a group as a shortening/diminutive/nickname for it. so nazi because short for nazionalistsocialist republican deutchaland and the members of the SPD party, socializeparte deutchalnd, were commonly called “sozis” i dont think its done now though because the zi makes you think of nazi. so by calling him a “hotzi” it is like a nickname!!!
wow. sorry you had to go through that. hahahah im waaaaay tired right now.
haha i wonder what the green party is (its the 2nd largest in germany now)…can they be the Gruenzis?
hahaha….hotzi…….ahhh…
hotzi? wow…