ARGH! Crickets!
Posted in ladyamedeus, personal, school on November 30th, 2005 by V.E.Somehow–even though I live on the second floor, effectively, of my building–a cricket got into my room. I don’t know how; my window was barely open. It must’ve been while I was out or I definitely would have noticed it.
ANYway, this wouldn’t be a bad thing except it keeps chirping! Earlier this evening, I shut the window because I thought it was coming from outside, but the chirping didn’t stop! Stupid little animal is sitting behind my refrigerator chirping and chirping and CHIRPING.
Honest to God: I love animals. I do. I’m a friggin’ vegetarian, for God’s sake. But if this cricket doesn’t cut it out, I’m going to either bash my eardrums in or turn my room over to find the damn thing and KILL IT. I just want to sleeeeep. Is that really too much to ask? I mean, it IS my room, after all.
*chirpchirp* Stay calm. Just breathe. *chirp chirpchirp chirp*
AGGH! Must…resist the… urge… to KILL.

Tauren, the not-very-gentle giants of the Horde, stand out above the rest. Pastoral at heart, they may feel the need to defend their fields – or their honour, if someone were to insult their fuzzy, glossy coat.
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