Football

by V.E. on January 5th, 2006

filed under entertainment, ladyamedeus, thoughts

It’s interesting to see people get all passionate and uptight about American football. If someone threw a football at me and told me to run through a bunch of huge guys in shoulder pads and helmets whose only goal was to stop me from running through them, I’d say, “Well, fuck that. The damn ball isn’t even ROUND.”

Football seems to do to people what alcohol does to people: make them stupid and more likely to do something they wouldn’t ordinarily do. And it’s not officially regulated to patrons over 21 by the state. Which makes it quite possibly more dangerous.

Yuck. The whole thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Give me books, pens, and lined paper over football any day.

Good thing I’m an English major, I suppose.

by V.E. on January 5th, 2006

filed under ladyamedeus, quizzes/surveys

  You scored as English. You should be an English major! Your passion lies in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of yours!

Theater
 
100%
English
 
100%
Sociology
 
92%
Dance
 
92%
Linguistics
 
92%
Journalism
 
83%
Psychology
 
75%
Anthropology
 
67%
Philosophy
 
67%
Art
 
58%
Mathematics
 
50%
Engineering
 
42%
Biology
 
33%
Chemistry
 
25%

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