*is done*
*is done*by V.E. on July 11th, 2006
filed under ladyamedeus, personal, sex work
A survey for mature people.
by V.E. on July 11th, 2006
filed under ladyamedeus, quizzes/surveys
Tired of all of those stupid surveys made by high school kids?
‘Have you ever kissed someone?’
‘Missed someone?’
‘Told someone you love them?’
‘Drunk alcohol?’
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?: Hmm, actually, none of them, since when I pay them I don’t have to worry about them for another month; although I wish I had LESS of them in general.
2. What’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?: Hmm, someplace nice with relatively inexpensive food and quiet enough that I can hear my partner speaking.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?: Never, but I’ve watched plenty of OTHER people puke from drinking too much. I don’t drink.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?: Got drunk–never; danced on a bar–last time I went out partying with my Kappas. I don’t need to be drunk to have a great time.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?: Ms. Lions.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?: Taking a shower. I’m stinky.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?: A fighter pilot for the Air Force.
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?: One, the one I’m attending right now.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?: Because it was clean when I put it on. I’m not really about “style” so much as “decency”.
10. Gas prices! First thought?: Stop driving around gas-guzzling SUVs and gas prices won’t matter as much.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go, and with whom?: a Manhattan loft with either Daylin or my sister, Bunny.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?: “Frikin’ alarm… I’m hungry.”
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?: I don’t remember; I had a weird night last night and thought about a LOT of things before falling asleep.
14. Favorite style of underwear?: bikini… NOT thongs–who thought those horrid things up?
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?: Whatever floats your boat, man; just don’t expect me to wash your clothes.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?: Errmmm… cleaning the toilet and/or unclogging the toilet; basically anything having to do with the toilet.
17. If you didn’t have to work, what would you do?: Write and volunteer for causes I believe in.
18. Get up early or sleep in?: I traditionally sleep in, but I found that I fair better if I get up early, which I’ve been trying to do consistently for a while now.
19. Your favorite cartoon character?: Batman’s pretty awesome; I also like Rainbow Brite, Raggedy Ann, Sailor Mercury, and Sailor Jupiter.
20. “How many lumps you want?”: As in, “One lump or two?”??? I’d take two; I have a sweet tooth… but I’d try to make it some sugar substitute.
20. Favorite NON-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?: Going bowling or ice skating or something of that nature.
21. A secret that you wouldn’t mind everyone knowing?: Umm… I like Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease.
22. What was your first car?: Well, I’ve never actually OWNED a car (and I dislike driving them so much that one of my goals is to live in a place where I don’t need one), but “my” first car was an ’82 (’83?) beige Honda Accord that I loved to death.
23. Your best yo momma joke?: Hah. Don’t really have any, but listening to cab drivers’ jokes is awesome.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?: … If I had one, it would be white turkey.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a WAWA?: I’ve only ever been to one of those once; they don’t exist where I grew up on the West Coast.
26. Beach or lake?: Beach, hands down.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?: No, but a lot of the things associated with it ARE outdated rituals… such as this ridiculous “one man, one woman” thing.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?: No one. I try to avoid MySpace.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?: Do I have to feel guilty about it to find it pleasurable?
30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?: I don’t know. I usually either like movies or not and don’t care if people know or not.
31. What’s your drink?: Root Beer and ice water.
32. Cowboys or Indians?: Indians.
33. Cops or robbers?: Cops, unless the robbers are like Robin Hood–then the robbers.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?: Depends on the situation.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?: No idea; I’ve never had the chance to pick any star’s brain.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of Lost would you be?: I don’t watch Lost.
37. What do you want when you are sick?: Usually curl up in a ball and die. Or else get better reeeeally fast.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?: Cassie; we’ve patched things up between us and I’d like to know how she’s doing.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?: I don’t have a car, but the water-resistant one in the bathroom is tuned to PA’s I105 (some country station) since it doesn’t get good enough reception for anything else.
41. Stiffler or Oz?: Who or who?
42. Norm or Cliff?: see #41′s answer.
43. “The Cosby Show” or “The Simpsons”?: Ick; neither.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?: Oh there are so many.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?: I like all the people at work.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?: Let me get back to you on that.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?: God.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?: Yes, and it was a bitch to clean up.
50. Last book you read for real?: “For real”? As in, “for fun instead of work or school”? To Serve and Submit by Susan Wright.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?: No, but I have Raggedy Ann.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?: Strangest?… in the ocean when there was no running water at our campsite.
53. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to see?: Up near the top.
54. How many times a day do you text?: As little as possible.
55. At this point in your life, would you rather start a new career or relationship?: A new career.
56. Do you go to church?: Yes, sometimes.
57. Pencil or pen?: Yes.
58. Describe your favorite day?: Any day that goes better than I planned.
59. How many jobs have you had?: What constitutes a “job”?
60. What would be your “dream job”?: Successful fiction or poetry writer.
61. What do you want to achieve in life?: A better life for my successors than the one I lived.
