Part 3 of the ridiculously long survey, found here and here.
001) I miss somebody right now. – Yes.
002) I don’t watch much TV these days. – That’s correct.
003) I own lots of books. – Yes, definitely.
004) I wear glasses or contact lenses. – Glasses. I wore contacts for a while in high school.
005) I love to play video games. – Sure, if it’s a good game.
006) I’ve tried marijuana. – No.
007) I’ve watched porn movies. – On occasion.
008) I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. – Yes.
009) I believe honesty is always the best policy. – Yes.
010) I curse sometimes. – Sure, sometimes.
011) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. – It doesn’t feel like it. Ask someone else.
012) I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. – Yes.
013) I have broken someone’s bones. – I did once. I didn’t realize what I was doing at the time.
014) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. – No, I’m pretty much an open book if you have the right questions.
015) I hate the rain. – I like it, but not standing in it.
016) I’m paranoid at times. – I have been.
017) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. – Sure, why not?
018) I need/want money right now. – Um, duh.
019) I love sushi. – Yes; oshinko, cucumber and cream cheese, avocado, tomago, and sweet potato rolls.
020) I talk really, really fast. – Sometimes I stumble over the words because my brain works faster than my mouth.
021) I have fresh breath in the morning. – I have no idea.
022) I have long hair. – Not super long.
023) I have lost money in Las Vegas. – No.
024) I have at least one sibling. – Yes, two.
025) I was born in a country outside of the U.S. – No.
026) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. – Fingernails, yes. The others, no.
027) I like the way that I look. – Sometimes.
028) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. – Yes. But it was worth it and he deserved it.
029) I am usually pessimistic. – Yes.
030) I have a lot of mood swings. – Not a lot of them, but it happens.
031) I think prostitution should be legalized. – Yes, absolutely.
032) I slept with a roommate. – No.
033) I have a hidden talent. – That depends on your definition of “hidden”.
034) I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. – No, I’m not always hyper. Sugar rarely has anything to do with it.
035) I have a lot of friends. – No. I’m friendly with plenty of people, though.
036) I have pecked someone of the same sex. – Pecked? Just pecked? Please, you lightweights.
037) I enjoy talking on the phone. – No way. I hate it.
038) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. – Yeah, most of the time.
039) I love to shop and/or window shop – No, because I have no money. -_-
040) I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. – Not anymore.
041) I don’t hate anyone. – That seems like a strong word. I save it for very few people.
042) I’m a pretty good dancer. – I’m okay. Not terrible, not super.
043) I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. – No; should I be?
044) I have a cell phone. – Yes.
045) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. – Nope, and I don’t plan on it, either.
046) I’ve rejected someone before. – Yes.
047) I currently love someone. – What definition of “love” are we using here?
048) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. – I have an idea, but that’s about it.
049) I want to have children in the future. – Um, doubtful.
050) I have changed a diaper before. – Yes.
051) I’ve called the cops on a friend before. – Not that I can recall. The cops have been called on ME before, though.
052) I’m not allergic to anything. – I’m allergic to death.
053) I have a lot to learn. – Doesn’t everyone?
054) I am shy around the opposite sex. – Not really.
055) I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. – No.
056) I have at least 5 away messages saved. – Yeah, sure.
057) I have tried alcohol or drugs before. – No. I have smoked, though.
058) I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. – Hmm, yes, in jest.
059) I own the “South Park” movie. – What? No. Stupid humor is stupid.
60) I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. – Not anymore.
061) I enjoy some country music. – Eh, in small quantities, it’s okay.
062) I would die for my best friends. – Yes, but those people are few in number.
063) I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. – Yes, I’d have to say so.
064) I have used my sexuality to advance my career. – Um, not purposefully, but I know how to play the game.
065) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. – As long as it’s not poisoned.
066) I have dated a close friend’s ex. – Not that I know of.
067) I am happy at this moment. – No. I’m not unhappy, particularly, though.
068) I’m obsessed with guys. – No.
069) Democrat. – No; I’m too liberal to be a Democrat.
070) Conservative Republican. – No.
071) I am punk rockish. – No.
072) I go for older guys/girls, not younger. – Usually, but it’s not the end of the world if they’re not.
073) I study for tests most of the time. – Yeah.
074) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. – I don’t pay attention to how people tie their shoelaces.
075) I can work on a car. – I could do anything, if you gave me enough time and resources.
076) I love my job. – I wish I HAD a job to love.
077) I am comfortable with who I am right now. – No, I’m not.
078) I have more than just my ears pierced. – No, I haven’t.
079) I walk barefoot wherever I can.- Yes, but its rare here in New York.
080) I have jumped off a bridge. – No.
081) I love sea turtles. – No, but I don’t hate them, either.
082) I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. – Hah. No.
083) I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. – Yeah, but I’d be pathetic if I DIDN’T plan on achieving it, wouldn’t I?
084) I am proficient on a musical instrument. – Voice.
085) I hate office jobs. – No, I like their stability.
086) I went/want to go to college out of state. – Yes, I did.
087) I am adopted. – Not that I know of.
088) I am a pyro. – No.
089) I have thrown up from crying too much. – Yes, once.
090) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. – Yes.
091) I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. – No, I don’t think so, but some people may disagree.
092) I adore bright colors. – I have very strong feelings for some things, and very little feelings at all for the rest. Colors are in the latter category.
093) I usually like covers better than originals. – Eh. I don’t care. Most of the time, I don’t even know it’s a cover.
094) I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. – No, they have decent food.
095) I can pick up things with my toes. – Pencils and stuff, yeah.
096) I can’t whistle. – I can whistle a few notes.
097) I have ridden/owned a horse. – Ridden, yes. Owned, no.
098) I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. – Uh, yeah, I think.
099) I talk in my sleep. – Yes, much to my chagrin.
100) I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. – Yes, often.
101) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. – Definitely.
102) I wear a toe ring. – No.
103) I have a tattoo. – Yes.
104) I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work(ed) with. – Eh. I can stand a lot of things.
105) I am a caffeine junkie. – No.
106) I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. – Eh, not that tree-huggy, but I’m not ashamed.
107) If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. – Absolutely.
108) I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is. – Yes to both.
109) I have been to over 15 conventions. – Sure, if we’re counting any kind of convention.
110) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. – Collecting, yes, but not just anything.
111) I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. – No such thing as a “nice glass of wine”.
112) I’m an artist. – Yes.
113) I am ambidextrous. – Er, that’s complicated.
114) I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. – Not anymore, but I used to.
115) If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. – Eh, I’m not really big on nudity either way.
116) I have terrible teeth. – No, I don’t. I couldn’t eat without them, after all.
117) I hate my toes. – Not really.
118) I did this Meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. – I was unaware we were supposed to do any tagging.
119) I have more friends on the internet than offline. – Um, I wouldn’t call them “friends” exactly.
120) I have lived in either three different states or countries. – Yes, multiple states.
121) I am extremely flexible. – Not extremely.
122) I love hugs more than kisses. – Yes.
123) I want to own my own business. – Not really.
124) I smoke. – I have in the past.
125) I spend much more time on the computer than on anything else. – Yes.
126) Nobody has ever said I’m normal. – Er, not that I know of
127) Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. – Haha. Yes, definitely.
128) I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons. – No.
129) I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. – Yeah, but it depends on the woman.
130) I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. – Isn’t this supposed to be “displeased”??
131) I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. – I have in the past; not so much anymore.
132) I have played strip poker with someone else before. – Why the hell would you ever play strip poker alone?
133) I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. – Absolutely.
134) I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. – Well, I don’t NOT believe.
135) I can’t stand being alone. – No, I like being alone. I don’t like being lonely; those things are different.
136) I have at least one obsession at any given time. – Yes.
137) I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. – Um, no. Eww.
138) I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. – No. If there’s no money to spend, I can’t spend too much, now can I?
139) I’m a judgmental asshole. – Not usually. Judgmental, yes. Asshole, I try not to be.
140) I’m a HUGE drama-queen. – Under specific circumstances, yes.
141) I have traveled on more than one continent. – No.
142) I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. – No.
143) I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. – Hmm, this used to be true, but not a lot anymore.
144) I am a Libertarian. – No.
145) I can speak more than one language. – Up to my own standards? No.
146) I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. – Hm, no.
147) I would rather read than watch TV. – Sometimes.
148) I like reading fact more than fiction. – If it’s well-written, yes.
149) I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. – Of course.
150) I have no piercings. – I have two; one in each ear.
151) I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. – Yep.
152) I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. – Uh, no.
153) I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a mis-communication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. – Nope.
154) I’ve been married and am now divorced. – Nope.
155) There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. – Yes, often, though I rarely cry about it anymore.
156) I like most animals better than most people. – Eh, not really.
157) I own a collection of retro games consoles. – No, I don’t own any consoles at all.
158) The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. – Not really.
159) I have hit someone with a dead fish. – Um… no. Who does that?
160) I have written/read erotic stories. – Sure.
161) I am compulsively honest. – Not a chance.
162) I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. – Hmm.. not anything with an official name.
163) I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed. – No.
164) I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. – What the hell kind of question is this?
165) I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget. – Yeah, that’s happened. ^_^;;;
166) I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. – No, I like the quiet.
167) I dislike milk. – What? No, I like it.
168) I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. – Yes, definitely.
169) I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. – Not that I know of.
170) Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. – Hmm.. more recently, yes.
171) I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. – No, but I’ve attended.
172) I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. – I ‘get’ them, but they’re still dumb.
173) I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. – Um, no, I don’t. That is, yes, I agree with that statement.
174) I don’t like to chew gum. – Eh, I chew gum sometimes.
175) I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. – O.M.G. SO TRUE.
176) I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. – Lucky for me, I don’t have a car.
177) I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. – Yeah, but now it’s just normal, grown-up angst.
178) I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. – Yes.
179) I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. – No.
180) I love to sing. – Yes.
181) I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. – No.
182) I have a custom-built computer. – No.
183) I’m Irish. – Partly.
184) I only have one parent due to either a divorce or death. – No, both are still kicking and still married to each other.
185) I was born premature by three or more months. – No, but I was early.
186) I’m part Mexican. – Nope.
187) My dreams are sometimes so realistic that I have to ask the people I dreamed about if it really happened. – Not… usually.
188) I like coconuts. – No. The taste is okay, but the way they feel in my mouth is weird.
189) I am currently role-playing. And do a scene almost nightly. – No.
190) I am convinced that I have created a character who is my true alter-ego. – Not really.
191) I think differently from everyone I know and am often misunderstood/hated because of it. – Misunderstood, yes. Hated, I don’t know, though I doubt it.
192) I procrastinate often. – Yes.
193) I have used Linux/MacOS on a desktop before, or use it regularly. – I have, but not regularly on a desktop computer. I assume that’s what “desktop” means. >_>
194) I have a favorite periodic element. – Potassium.
195) I have, at one point, watched over 26 consecutive episodes of a favorite Japanese series. – Yep. ANAs ftw.
196) I have fallen in love with animated characters. – Not fallen in love, but had a crush or two? Surely.
197) Tim Burton is a major role model of mine. – No.
198) I am left handed. – I HAVE a left hand.
199) I’ve never broken a bone. – No, I have.
200) There was a time when I did not want to wake up the next morning. – Yes.
201) I wish I lived almost anywhere but here. – No, I like it here.
And why the hell were the last two originally labeled “120″ and “121″??
