Now with more Capitalization!
by V.E. on January 26th, 2009
filed under quizzes/surveys
Part 5 of the ridiculously long survey, found here and here.
01. ONE WISH? More wishes. Duh.
02. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Hmm… Depends on my mood.
03. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? That I will be alone.
04. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? No.
05. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV? It’s not really reality.
06. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? No, and it irritates the hell out of me when other people do.
07. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Yes, of course.
08. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Could be.
09. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Grey.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? Sometimes.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Sure.
13. WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Hmm, haven’t really thought about it.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? Sometimes, sure.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? Yes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”? Yes.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? If I can’t see it, it must not exist. >_> … <_< Hahaha, just kidding. Yes, I do.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP? Ask someone who has time for that shit.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? No.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yes, many times.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? No.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS? Manual.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Survival hunting is fine. Hunting for sport is no.
24. IS THERE MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Could be.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Death.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Last evening to my brother.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Yes, and he's camped out under the South Pole with Hitler and the Easter Bunny. /sarcasm
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? I haven't been to enough to really know.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Scrambled or over-easy.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? Not any more or less dumb than people with other hair colors.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? I have no idea. If you find out, TELL MEEEE.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 6:45 AM ET.
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Yes, multiple nicknames, actually.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? No. Their french fries are win.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Friday evening, January 9th.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Doubtful.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? Yes.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I have been.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Hahahaha... let's just not go there.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy. Creamy should die.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yes.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No, but I've dated an EMT and...
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Once.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Yes, generally. There are exceptions, of course.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? No, though I act like it.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Green with brown near the pupil.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Sometimes.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER? Neither, but if I was going to drink, it would be liquor---the harder, the better.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Kazoo. Does that count?
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN? Um... yes.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Hahahahahaha. No.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? It has its merits.
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? I have a couple times.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? Yes.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? This is a sexist question.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Do I believe in it? What the hell does that mean?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? Not really.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Yes, as does everyone.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? Yes.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Microwave popcorn.
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Sometimes.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yes, many times.
68. WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL? “Apply directly to the forehead.”
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No.
70. DO YOU SNORE? Probably. I don’t know.
71. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? “As I lay Me Down” by Sophie B. Hawkins.
God, I hate this uneven numbering! Jeez.
And therein lies the end of the ridiculously long survey.
