Daily Archives: Thursday, 09 April 2009

UrbanDictionary survey

Kinda like that one where you put your iTunes list on shuffle…

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions in the search window. Then, post the first or second (or most amusing) definition it gives you.

1. Your name? V.E.
“A common abbreviation for the band VersaEmerge used by it’s many fans.”

2. Your age? 23
“The greatest number of all time.”
“Only the wierdest, eerie, yet awesomest number ever. It is probably the most commonly discussed number of all time.”

3. One of your friends’ names? Johnny
“‘Johnny’ is a codeword used whenever you’re doing something you’re not supposed to be, and there are teachers/police around that your colleagues need to be informed of. Rather than shouting ‘Teacher!’ or ‘the cops!’, shout ‘Johnny’, and the aforementioned authorities will not be drawn to the scene, giving your friends enough time to resume lawfulness. ”

4. What you should you be doing? writing
“a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.”

5. Your favorite color? violet
“a beautiful flower or an extremely sexy girl. a flirtatious, crazy person can be referred to as a Violet. The flower is found in Africa; see African Violets and a Violet girl is found wearing hoop earrings and smiling.”

6. Birthplace? Texas
“The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now!”

7. Month of your birthday? June
“The month the hottest people in the world are born.”
“The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.”

8. Last person you talked to? Bobby
“English Policeman”
“A person who always looks to help someone.”

9. Favorite Sport? Winterguard
“An extremely difficult sport in which usually teenage girls dress up in various manners and perform infront of many people. In some winterguards, members have very simple makeup, others, more extravagent makeup. The winterguard members can use flags, rifles, sabres, and sometimes maces (flags on chains). The winterguard is an extension of colorguard.”

10. Where you live now? Brooklyn
“[t]he REALIST MOTHERFUCKIN place in the world. Fuck them other ghettos yall hear about. Nothing is close to the REAL SHIT that goes on in BROOKLYN. Home to some of the worst neighborhoods in the country (Flatbush, Crown Heights, Brownsville, E. New York) Birth place of some the greatest rappers of all time Jay-z, Notorious BIG. Well know for having the highest crime rate in New York City and ranks amongst the highest in crime within the nation. The best and REALIST Borough.”