Best (shortest!) interview ever. Transcript below.
(The weather is cold and snowy.)
Interviewer: Your hat; is this your secret to staying warm?
Woman in hat: No.
Interviewer: (surprised) No, it isn’t?
Woman in hat: I have no secrets.
Woman in hat: I’m mad; I have to go to work; I have to earn a living. I’d rather have a private income and get laid, well and often. (walks away briskly; camera follows her)