Spam is a food

Dear everyone who’s ever subscribed to my site through WordPress,

I have deleted your account. But wait! Don’t leave yet. It’s not you, I promise!

I had nearly 3000 spam subscribers, and early this morning, I decided I needed to start fresh. If you’re a real person, I would still love to have you as a subscriber, so please leave a comment below or email me, and I will add you to the list manually.

Spam is a food, not something that looks good on this site. Besides, I’m vegetarian.

See you soon,
Me

EDIT:
This notice does not apply to the subscribers with the following usernames because I already know you’re human and didn’t delete your account. ^_^ —admin, Bobby, duckie, sirhcsenots

Viannah E. Duncan

Viannah E. Duncan is a writer and activist hailing originally from Los Angeles. She lives outside of Baltimore, Maryland, and holds an MFA in Creative Writing from Wilkes University. She has a cat, Cleo.

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